What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.