What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."