What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-