What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints