What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(