Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.