Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.