Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets