How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)