How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.