Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Feminist Study Jokes More Feminist Study Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.