What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.