What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest