Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits