What's the difference between a circus and a whore house?

My dad didn't meet my mom at a circus or take me their when I turned 5

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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Because it was irr-elephant

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