The candle is a thousand times brighter!
Racism has many faces...
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
Electricity.
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.