Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.