Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle