Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.