What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.