The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
An Appaloosa!
A: A hobby horse.
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
He went oui, oui.
A virgin