What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers