Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.