Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.