Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.