Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
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One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Moshing the dishes
Air condish.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
His job.
A counter reformation.
A pedantry.
FeMail.
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
Rugs and kisses!
With a square Dance!