Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.