Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter