What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside