What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.