What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.