What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.