Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Flo Rida Jokes More Flo Rida Jokes

What do you call a retarded Flo Rida?

Slo Rida

What's another name for black pitbull?

Flo Rida

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.