How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.