None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
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Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Quit Russian.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Chernobyl fall out.
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.
LeBronze James
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
It was framed.
A: There aren't any pictures.
They had No Quarter
Towels
The whole thing was a gas.
None they can't change anything.
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
Boko Harambe
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.