None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
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Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
Because they switched to Comcast.
A Cellfie
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
Not being in the Paralympics
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
I'm getting the fudge outta here!"
Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '
The electoral college in 2016.
Through the Electoral College.
With carrots
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Edgar Allan Po-Po
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.