What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.