What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.