What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

1st Floor Jokes More 1st Floor Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)