What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

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A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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DAMNITS!

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Girls

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A four term US senator.

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Who's that?

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Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*