What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture