What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.