What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.