Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d