Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.