How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.