How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden