What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.