Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?