What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...