What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.