Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Ping-Pyong-yang

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute