What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food