What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond