What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas