What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet