What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka