How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots