How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze