Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.