Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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