How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.