How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

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How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.