Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

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What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything?

9/12

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.