Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.