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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
On the side of his head.
In the ground.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
Because, she really stands out on the street.
Because women are always right.
At the I pee address.
A warehouse
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
but we would never know because he couldn't stand up
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
The second one !
The men's room is filthy"
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A Warehouse.
The location of the dirtbag.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Replace the laces with earphones.
