Gonorrhea Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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