Gonorrhea Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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They both made the news for not being straight.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Slow Clap Jokes More Slow Clap Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Syphilis Jokes More Syphilis Jokes

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.