Because he has a woodpecker!
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To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Wooden you like to know
she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
A dead centipede.
a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A glimmer of hope
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
Hiking
The rogue one
Sleeping Beauty
A headbanger !
With a woodpecker
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.