What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."