What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."