Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre