Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond