They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Wait for him to give it back.
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It was for the grater good.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
He has cancer.
Because they always take things, literally.
Everything's gonna be all white.
Mint conditioner.
The circus has a cunning array of stunts.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
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Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
He just wasn't her type.