What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.