Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Captain America Shield Jokes More Captain America Shield Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.