Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.