What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind