What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.